I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep.
He thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
There must be some mistake;
Was I really awake?
I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take.

Then I saw Daddy hugging Santa Claus.
He took his hand and pulled him to the couch.
It must have been just fine;
Santa didn't mean to mind.
Then Daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine.

Then I saw Daddy fondle Santa Claus,
And on his ear he nibbled now and then.
I crawled across the floor,
I hid behind the door,
I left it open just a crack so I could see some more.

Then I saw Daddy undress Santa Claus.
They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair.
Well, much to my surprise,
I couldn't believe my eyes!
It wasn't Santa after all but Mommy in disguise,

When I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath to mistletoe last night.
Oh what I laugh it would have been,
If I had REALLY seen,
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!